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Celebrity Update

by John Cole|  February 24, 20034:03 pm| 2 Comments

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In case you were curious, George Clooney has an opinion about Iraq.

Normally I would make a sarcastic remark, but I have granted lifetimte immunity to Clooney for his performance in O Brother, Where art Thou?, which I think may be one of the greatest movies ever made.

You, however, are free to flame away.

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    rea

    February 24, 2003 at 4:48 pm

    The silly left and their celebrity spokespersons–not at all like the sensible people on the right. What will the left try next–run an actor for president?

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    HH

    February 24, 2003 at 8:20 pm

    Well you see, it might be different if Clooney actually ran for and won an office. But he didn’t.

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