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Democratic Underground Lunacy

by John Cole|  February 25, 200311:25 pm| Leave a Comment

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This post really says it all:

As some of you know, I am a candidate for political office. I kind of rushed into this decision, and after a meeting tonight, I am having serious doubts about my ability to do this.

I have quit on almost everything I have ever started in my life. I really need some good vibes tonight.

-Finnfann

It is so pathetic I am trying not to laugh. All together now:

I have quit on almost everything I have ever started in my life.

Heya Finnfann- Could you let me know your real name andwhat you are running for- with a platform like that, I can’t wait to vote for you. I might suggest you get a campaign advisor, or, at the very least, a media manager. This statement:

I have quit on almost everything I have ever started in my life.

just doesn’t strike me as one that will get your campaign rolling in the right direction.

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