Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

This blog will pay for itself.

“In the future, this lab will be a museum. do not touch it.”

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

Hell hath no fury like a farmer bankrupted.

“I was told there would be no fact checking.”

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Sometimes the world just tells you your cat is here.

I might just take the rest of the day off and do even more nothing than usual.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Human rights are not a matter of opinion!

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

“A king is only a king if we bow down.” – Rev. William Barber

Republicans: “Abortion is murder but you can take a bus to get one.” Easy peasy.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

I am pretty sure these ‘journalists’ were not always such a bootlicking sycophants.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.

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Q: What’s a Frenchman’s favorite wine?

A: “We thought Belgium was neutral!”

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Q: Have you heard about the French kamikaze pilot?

A: He’s on his 23rd Mission!

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“As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure” —Jacques Chirac, President of France

“As far as France is concerned, you’re right.” —Rush Limbaugh, Doctor of Democracy

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Q: What does the word “Maginot” mean in English?

A: “Welcome!”

via France Stinks

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    Chris

    What has happened to france stinks.com? was it too near the truth so it got banned over here?

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    Rob Woodpecker

    The French are better lovers, Germans by far the smarter thinkers. But we American are top on typing those dusty jokes on our lonesome keyboards. Yes, we’re the top!

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    Bobby

    Sorry to change the subject but, did you see Bill Goldberg whoop on La Resistance? Though it was fake, it was a great show of how weak the French are.

    Why woesn’t Jesus born in France?
    They couldn’t find three wise men or a Virgin.

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