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French Humor

by John Cole|  February 25, 20035:02 pm| 13 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

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Q: What’s a Frenchman’s favorite wine?

A: “We thought Belgium was neutral!”

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Q: Have you heard about the French kamikaze pilot?

A: He’s on his 23rd Mission!

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“As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure” —Jacques Chirac, President of France

“As far as France is concerned, you’re right.” —Rush Limbaugh, Doctor of Democracy

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Q: What does the word “Maginot” mean in English?

A: “Welcome!”

via France Stinks

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  1. 1.

    Moe Freedman

    February 26, 2003 at 3:16 pm

    As I’ve mentioned on my blog, the one French joke that gets to me is this one:
    Q: How many Frenchmen died in WWII?
    A: Not enough, obviously.

  2. 2.

    Lafayette

    March 1, 2003 at 12:39 pm

    How is a slim person called in the US?
    – A tourist

  3. 3.

    Ethan Wagner

    March 25, 2003 at 11:48 am

    france sucks they should go to hell the little panzies.

    Ethan Wagner,12, ohio

  4. 4.

    bob

    March 25, 2003 at 11:49 am

    France stinks

  5. 5.

    Chris

    March 25, 2003 at 4:44 pm

    What has happened to france stinks.com? was it too near the truth so it got banned over here?

  6. 6.

    yo

    March 28, 2003 at 7:36 am

    Yet another proof of your complete lack of maturity.

    Well done, you’re on the way

  7. 7.

    Rob Woodpecker

    March 28, 2003 at 12:15 pm

    The French are better lovers, Germans by far the smarter thinkers. But we American are top on typing those dusty jokes on our lonesome keyboards. Yes, we’re the top!

  8. 8.

    Beth

    June 11, 2003 at 3:42 pm

    If you enjoy having a laugh at the expense of France, you’ll love this. http://www.thankyoufrance.com

  9. 9.

    Mike

    December 18, 2003 at 10:04 am

    Hay
    France rules u guys should think wat u say b4 u do it!

  10. 10.

    Kim

    December 18, 2003 at 10:05 am

    Hay
    France rules u guys should think wat u say b4 u do it!

  11. 11.

    Bobby

    December 18, 2003 at 8:56 pm

    Sorry to change the subject but, did you see Bill Goldberg whoop on La Resistance? Though it was fake, it was a great show of how weak the French are.

    Why woesn’t Jesus born in France?
    They couldn’t find three wise men or a Virgin.

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