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Hysterical Liberal Magic Eight Ball

by John Cole|  February 25, 200310:56 pm| 2 Comments

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Have a political question you may have debated with the far left. Check their answer with the results from the Hysterical Liberal Magic Eight Ball.

Just for fun, I asked it a couple questions, and the responses looked like the comments section at Eschaton. Here are some sample results:

My question: With all the candidates in the field for 2004, does a Democrat stand achance of winning?

Hysterical Liberal Magic 8-Ball response: You’re a Racist!

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My question: Are the peace protestors right?

Hysterical Liberal Magic 8-ball response: You’re a fascist!

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My question: Should the Democrats block the Estrada vote?

Hysterical Liberal Magic 8-ball response: Answer unclear (West Wing hasn’t covered that subject yet)

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My question: is the mainstream media biased?

Hysterical Liberal Magic 8-ball response: You’re a fascist!

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It’s magic, and soo accurate.

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    Rondreaka

    March 7, 2004 at 10:12 pm

    Does Steven really love me?

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  1. Cold Fury says:
    February 26, 2003 at 2:24 pm

    Hysterical

    John Cole has found a goodie: the Hysterical Liberal Magic 8-Ball! I haven’t run across it as an 8-ball response

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