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More French Bashing

by John Cole|  February 25, 20035:38 pm| 4 Comments

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A Danish pizzeria has banned French and Germans from dining there because of their country’s stance on a war with Iraq.

Aage Bjerre, who owns Aage’s Pizza on the island of Fanoe, said he’s tired of French and German attitudes toward the United States.

He’s put two homemade drawings on the shop door, one a silhouette of a man coloured red, yellow and black for Germany and another in the red, white and blue for France.

Both silhouettes have a bar across them.

He says Germans will be allowed in if their country joins a war on Iraq, but the French will have to endure a lifetime ban.

Aage said: “Hadn’t the United States helped Europe in defeating Germany, there would have been photos of Adolf Hitler hanging on the walls around here.”

Via Drudge.

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  1. 1.

    Jame Monroe

    April 21, 2003 at 12:22 am

    How is someone engaging in blantant discrimination against someone regardless of their political beliefs humorous?

  2. 2.

    John Cole

    April 21, 2003 at 12:14 pm

    Oh, goodness. Do you honestly think he is banning French people. It is a joke, which is why I filed it under “HUMOR.”

    I am assuming you are another member of the professionally sensitive.

  3. 3.

    bashful frog

    August 8, 2003 at 11:45 pm

    I shall gladly ban any inhabitant of the feroe islands from my village until I have received evidence that they have stop taking blood bathes while killing whales in a most repulsive manner. Do they belong to the European Union ? Well, their whale killing habit do not belong with us.

  4. 4.

    G W B

    December 18, 2003 at 11:55 am

    Download and enjoy !

    espace-francophone.com/karaoke/englais/divers/We_f_the_world.zip

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