Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

“woke” is the new caravan.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

Not all heroes wear capes.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

Let’s finish the job.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

It’s time for the GOP to dust off that post-2012 autopsy, completely ignore it, and light the party on fire again.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

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More French Bashing

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A Danish pizzeria has banned French and Germans from dining there because of their country’s stance on a war with Iraq.

Aage Bjerre, who owns Aage’s Pizza on the island of Fanoe, said he’s tired of French and German attitudes toward the United States.

He’s put two homemade drawings on the shop door, one a silhouette of a man coloured red, yellow and black for Germany and another in the red, white and blue for France.

Both silhouettes have a bar across them.

He says Germans will be allowed in if their country joins a war on Iraq, but the French will have to endure a lifetime ban.

Aage said: “Hadn’t the United States helped Europe in defeating Germany, there would have been photos of Adolf Hitler hanging on the walls around here.”

Via Drudge.

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  1. 1.

    Jame Monroe

    How is someone engaging in blantant discrimination against someone regardless of their political beliefs humorous?

  2. 2.

    John Cole

    Oh, goodness. Do you honestly think he is banning French people. It is a joke, which is why I filed it under “HUMOR.”

    I am assuming you are another member of the professionally sensitive.

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    bashful frog

    I shall gladly ban any inhabitant of the feroe islands from my village until I have received evidence that they have stop taking blood bathes while killing whales in a most repulsive manner. Do they belong to the European Union ? Well, their whale killing habit do not belong with us.

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