Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

I really should read my own blog.

If rights aren’t universal, they are privilege, not rights.

They punch you in the face and then start crying because their fist hurts.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.

They are not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

Bark louder, little dog.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

This country desperately needs a functioning fourth estate.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Text STOP to opt out of updates on war plans.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

I am pretty sure these ‘journalists’ were not always such a bootlicking sycophants.

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. ~Thomas Jefferson

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Petty moves from a petty man.

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