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Democrat Political Campaigns

by John Cole|  March 6, 20033:16 pm| 5 Comments

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As we all know, Democrat Presidential campaigns are all about issues:

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  1. 1.

    HH

    March 6, 2003 at 4:03 pm

    As we all know, serious reporters like Paula Zahn are only concerned with the issues…

    http://www.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0303/04/ltm.16.html

  2. 2.

    MommaBear

    March 6, 2003 at 4:35 pm

    Wnat issue of what gossip-rag ??

    Now can everyone see why he has the nickname of Senator Spaceshot !?!

  3. 3.

    J Bowen

    March 8, 2003 at 2:17 pm

    What? Nothing about his “package”?

  4. 4.

    Birte Mares

    February 18, 2004 at 10:06 am

    Dear Sirs!
    I am writing you from the German windsurfing magazine “surf”. In our next issue we would like to write something about John Kerry, the windsurfing senator, or kiting senator. Do you have this photo in a better quality?
    Or do you have others?

    With best regards from Munich.
    Birte Mares

    surf-Magazin
    Steinerstr.15
    81369 M

  5. 5.

    Skip

    March 5, 2004 at 10:51 pm

    I would love to see the news when the Rape public an Party took the $127. million out of the social security system to use for his tax rebates. Then a picture of Greenspan telling us how we’ll have to sacrafice and get less benifits.
    I would like to see the “The rich pay taxes too.” remark in there too.
    I would like to see the replay of him saying “And he tried to assasinate my father.” That’s really why we went into Iraq.

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