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The Mild Mannered Moron

by John Cole|  March 17, 20038:03 pm| 4 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

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I was going to write something about Tom Daschle’s intemperate and completely nonsensical tirade today, but the Rev. Chapin has my feelings about covered.

*** Update ***

I have been thinking, and I think the Democrats hate Bush more than they ever hated Reagan. They have become so fiercely partisan that they are merely a caricature of a serious party, and Daschles’s incoherent remarks today are evidence of this.

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  1. 1.

    Emma

    March 18, 2003 at 10:01 am

    Agreed on Dashcle.
    But on cartoon hatred: does the name c-l-i-n-t-o-n remind you of anything?

  2. 2.

    Brian

    March 18, 2003 at 4:13 pm

    Emma, those with cartoon hatred of Clinton were just as stupid.

  3. 3.

    HH

    March 18, 2003 at 6:19 pm

    Ah but Clinton’s out of office and we shouldn’t talk about him anymore. ;)

    Meanwhile I’ve got a flashback to Daschle’s remarks on statements about the war on my blog.

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  1. Ipse Dixit says:
    March 17, 2003 at 8:50 pm

    My Sentiments Exactly

    What he said….

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