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Inspector Clouseau

by John Cole|  March 21, 20031:10 pm| 1 Comment

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Hans Blix is now stating that Iraq might be in material breach- if they launched scuds yesterday.

Chief U.N. weapons inspector Hans Blix yesterday said Iraq violated its agreement with the United Nations if the missiles it fired at American troops were Scuds.

“I’m very interested to know whether they used Scuds,” Blix said in an interview with the Fox News Channel. “If they’re firing [Scuds], of course that shows that there’s a violation,” he said.

Try not to laugh. Or cry.

As Lt. Smash stated:

Saddam fired a couple of those Scuds that he doesn’t have at me this afternoon.

He missed.

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    Andrew Lazarus

    March 22, 2003 at 11:36 pm

    They weren’t Scuds.

    Where’s the WMD you promised Saddam has?

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