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Fan Mail

by John Cole|  March 29, 20032:09 pm| 5 Comments

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From “Jim and Lisa”

“yuor a fucking traitor”

Thanks for all the great comments, and don’t forget to check out the amazon wish list down on the right, paypal is nice, too.

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5Comments

  1. 1.

    Neal

    March 29, 2003 at 6:46 pm

    I only wish I could get cool mail like that. Until I do, I know my work is not finished.

  2. 2.

    David Perron

    March 31, 2003 at 9:08 am

    Odd how they got “fucking” and “traitor” right, but screwed up “you’re” in two different ways. I imagine that involves some convoluted embodiment of ignorance.

  3. 3.

    Emily

    March 31, 2003 at 12:00 pm

    Dear Jim and Lisa,
    Here’s a short lesson:

    Yuor – not a word in the English language.

    Your – meaning “belonging to you”, as in “your pea-sized brain”.

    You’re – contraction of the words “you” and “are”, as in “you’re a moron”.

    I hope this helps.

  4. 4.

    Steve H.

    March 31, 2003 at 12:46 pm

    dont’ lissn dude i think yuor cule

  5. 5.

    Devon

    March 31, 2003 at 2:00 pm

    Jim and Lisa-

    Here’s the definition of Moron(from Emily’s post) in case you don’t know how to look it up:

    mo

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