Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Being the leader of the world means to be the leader of peace.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Hot air and ill-informed banter

People are complicated. Love is not.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

This fight is for everything.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

Infrastructure week. at last.

All your base are belong to Tunch.

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

“But what about the lurkers?”

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

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    Barney Gumble

    You arrange for that smart bomb to land on FoxNews with Geraldo inside, and I’ll ride it in myself, Major Kong style.

    Woo hoo! Woo oo-hoo! Woooo-

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    David Perron

    Nonono…opposites attract. Perhaps if they were geniuses, we could just drop a dumb bomb on them to test the theory.

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