Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Following reporting rules is only for the little people, apparently.

The press swings at every pitch, we don’t have to.

“When somebody takes the time to draw up a playbook, they’re gonna use it.”

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

Balloon Juice, where there is always someone who will say you’re doing it wrong.

Our messy unity will be our strength.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

Rupert, come get your orange boy, you petrified old dinosaur turd.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

T R E 4 5 O N

Stay strong, because they are weak.

Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.

People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

DeSantis transforming Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

This country desperately needs a functioning fourth estate.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

Let there be snark.

Wake up. Grow up. Get in the fight.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

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  2. 2.

    Barney Gumble

    You arrange for that smart bomb to land on FoxNews with Geraldo inside, and I’ll ride it in myself, Major Kong style.

    Woo hoo! Woo oo-hoo! Woooo-

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    David Perron

    Nonono…opposites attract. Perhaps if they were geniuses, we could just drop a dumb bomb on them to test the theory.

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