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Very Cool

by John Cole|  March 31, 20034:01 pm| 1 Comment

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I don’t care what you think about his politics, I think it is pretty damn cool that Gary Hart has a weblog. HE should have named it the ‘Monkey Business,’ so then we wouldn’t even have to deal with the issue when some arsehole reporter tries to make a big deal of it- that story just isn’t going to have legs in the post-Clinton world, but you know some jerk will bring it up.

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    Barney Gumble

    March 31, 2003 at 7:22 pm

    I think you just called the VRWC jerks.

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