Ipse Dixit usually runs the best caption contest on the web, but I could not pass up on this image (swiped from Drudge). Place your entries in the comments section below.
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
The Giant Orange Man Baby is having a bad day.
It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.
New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.
Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.
This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.
Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.
I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.
Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.
You cannot love your country only when you win.
I have other things to bitch about but those will have to wait.
No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.
Everything is totally normal and fine!!!
The fight for our country is always worth it. ~Kamala Harris
Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.
Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.
Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.
People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.
Lick the third rail, it tastes like chocolate!
A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.
We are aware of all internet traditions.
Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.
Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.
We can show the world that autocracy can be defeated.
This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.
MommaBear
YEEEEEEEHAAAAW…roped and tamed that sucker!!
Victor of the Apes
Today, the new “Dictatorland” amusment park was opened. This park will include such rides as the “Fuhrer Free Fall” and the “Ba’athist Bungee”(Pictured). Also Featured, a number of restaurants including “Benito of Rome”(Italian), “Fidels” (Cuban), and “Assads” (Middle Eastern but part Lebanese). Jimmy Carter will preside over the opening festivities, which include screenings of “Triumph of the Will” and a 300 member choir singing an ode to disarming the populace. There is also a children’s area, called Yassir’s Playpen.
Neal
Unnamed soldier: “Yeeeehaaaww, get along little doggie”
Followed quickly thereafter by-
Chirac: “See, I told you they were just imperialistic cowboys.”
NaohD
‘Wheeeee!’
or
‘Dammit, Private, get down and give the rest of the squad a turn!’
or
‘Hey, Saddam, I can see your house from he – Nevermind!’
or
‘PFC Smith inspects the Pinata for the anticipated Cinco de Mayo celebrations to be held in Free Iraq.’
EJ
Hey, maybe they could impale that thing on a microphone stand and FedEx it over to Eddie Vedder’s place… just so he knows we are all on the same page of maintaining freedom of expression.