Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.

Thanks for reminding me that Van Jones needs to be slapped.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

Republicans in disarray!

You can’t love your country only when you win.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

The GOP couldn’t organize an orgy in a whorehouse with a fist full of 50s.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

Meanwhile over at truth Social, the former president is busy confessing to crimes.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

Spilling the end game before they can coat it in frankl luntz-approved dogwhistles.

“I never thought they’d lock HIM up,” sobbed a distraught member of the Lock Her Up Party.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

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