Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.

“But what about the lurkers?”

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

You cannot shame the shameless.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

Not all heroes wear capes.

The revolution will be supervised.

Infrastructure week. at last.

I did not have telepathic declassification on my 2022 bingo card.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Presidents are not kings, and Plaintiff is not President.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

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