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Congrats are In Order

by John Cole|  April 29, 200310:05 pm| Leave a Comment

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Go over to the Daily Kos and congratulate him on his plans for global expansion and dominance. Perhaps soon he will have a link up for a Hillsdale College scholarship program so that you can chip in for the child’s re-education.

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