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Go Figure

by John Cole|  April 30, 20038:06 pm| 5 Comments

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The most well-renowned country in modern day times.
The militaristic superpower, the United States of America is also known as the bossiest nation.

Positives:
Known Worldwide.
A Beacon to Others.
Powerful.
Fast Food.

Negatives:
Bossy.
Despised by Most Others.
Elitest.

Which Country of the World are You?
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  1. 1.

    Andrea Harris

    May 1, 2003 at 10:54 am

    “Elitist“??? Who put this test together, a French person? “No-bah-dee has zee raht to be elitist except moi!” Actually from the peevishness inherent in that category I’ll bet it was a Canadian. ;P

  2. 2.

    Mike the Analyst

    May 1, 2003 at 3:20 pm

    I took the quiz.

    I don’t know what this means….
    but it says I was….IRAQ!

  3. 3.

    JB

    May 1, 2003 at 4:43 pm

    I came out to be Germany…

    NOW I understand why I have such an affinity for funny-looking ethnic clothing.

  4. 4.

    Brandon

    May 1, 2003 at 5:08 pm

    I came out as Japan. Which seemed very strange to me.

  5. 5.

    David Perron

    May 1, 2003 at 9:06 pm

    I wonder if “Elitest” was a slip, or just admiration?

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