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John Kerry, Vietnam Veteran

by John Cole|  April 30, 20037:05 pm| 1 Comment

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[sarcasm] Wow! John Kerry is a Vietnam veteran? I didn’t know that. [/sarcasm]

Honestly, folks. Is there anyone on the planet yet unaware that John Kerry is a Vietnam veteran (and for that, regardless of his uncanny ability to be on the wrong side of every political issue, he should be honored as a legitimate American hero)? I think he feels the need to keep repeating this, but it is so tedious, so cumbersome, that after a while, it wears thin. I am not sure why he even bothers- anyone so dumb that they don’t know by now he is a Vietnam vet is going to be voting straight ticket Democrat in 2004, anyway- if they can find their way to the pollbooth and read the ballot.

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  1. the evangelical outpost says:
    December 8, 2003 at 2:12 pm

    What the @#$% Was Kerry Thinking

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