• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Welcome to day five of every-bit-as-bad-as-you-thought-it-would-be.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

If rights aren’t universal, they are privilege, not rights.

I am pretty sure these ‘journalists’ were not always such a bootlicking sycophants.

We will not go back.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

You would normally have to try pretty hard to self-incriminate this badly.

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

I would try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

Celebrate the fucking wins.

Republicans cannot even be trusted with their own money.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

When I was faster i was always behind.

Let me file that under fuck it.

This really is a full service blog.

’Where will you hide, Roberts, the laws all being flat?’

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

“Perhaps I should have considered other options.” (head-desk)

Mobile Menu

  • 4 Directions VA 2025 Raffle
  • 2025 Activism
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2025 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Humorous / Paranoia, Will Destroy Ya

Paranoia, Will Destroy Ya

by John Cole|  May 1, 20033:42 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

FacebookTweetEmail

Loyalty Day seems to me to be a stupid holiday whose time is long since past, but it is not evidence of the Bush/Cheney/Ashcroft cabal forcing us to become uber-patriots. Although the White House did release this press release:

Ours is a Nation of people who demonstrate their patriotic loyalty through service to our country. Whether born on American soil or abroad, Americans appreciate patriotism and loyalty to our country. President Woodrow Wilson said, “Loyalty means nothing unless it has at its heart the absolute principle of self-sacrifice.” Americans affirmed this sense of loyalty for their homeland during and following the attacks of September 11, 2001. Brave rescuers died while saving others.

Here is a Clinton release:

“Loyalty Day” is an occasion on which we reaffirm our allegiance to our country and our devotion to the ideals on which it was founded. Our government “by the people” respects and protects the natural rights and freedoms of all citizens, without favor, and deserves our abiding fidelity.

For more than 200 years, people from around the world have immigrated to America, bringing their dreams and aspirations to a country that prides itself on its democratic ideals. There is no greater testament to the success of our system of governance than people’s desire to be a part of the great American experiment. Our Founders designed that system on the principles of individual liberties and rights of self-determination. Our Nation stands as a beacon of hope for all those who embrace these ideas.

Hold onto your Third Reich analogies, Dems,as this is the history:

While the concept came into being quite early in the ’30s giving rise to various functions, it took until 1949 to proclaim the observance of Loyalty Day. And this was when forty nine states and territorial governors joined in. Thanks to the efforts of Senator Karl Mundt of North Dakota and Representative James E. Van Zandt of Pennsylvania. In May 1, 1958, President Dwight D. Eisenhower made it a day of national observance.

The always reasonable and wise Tacitus states it best:

Wow. Um. So, happy Loyalty Day!

I’m trying, but I can’t justify this.

It seems harmless, pointless, and worthless to me.

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: « I Am At A Loss
Next Post: Who Cares? »

Reader Interactions

3Comments

  1. 1.

    JB

    May 1, 2003 at 4:29 pm

    Only four more days ’till Cinco De Mayo.

  2. 2.

    Meban

    February 20, 2004 at 8:34 am

    Thee best bloggg

Comments are closed.

Trackbacks

  1. Jeremy Scharlack's Blog says:
    May 3, 2003 at 1:28 pm

    Back

    … after a bit of a break. Been busy doing work; but look for some new Tech postings about some things I’ve learned. I have still had time to see what other bloggers have been up to. We celebrated Loyality…

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - lashonharangue - Along the Zambezi River [2 of 2] 4
Image by lashonharangue (12/10/25)

2026 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar

PLEASE REVIEW YOUR INFO ASAP

Recent Comments

  • catclub on “The Medical” (Open Thread) (Dec 10, 2025 @ 12:20pm)
  • Betty Cracker on “The Medical” (Open Thread) (Dec 10, 2025 @ 12:19pm)
  • Bupalos on “The Medical” (Open Thread) (Dec 10, 2025 @ 12:19pm)
  • Matt McIrvin on Wednesday Morning Open Thread (Dec 10, 2025 @ 12:19pm)
  • catclub on “The Medical” (Open Thread) (Dec 10, 2025 @ 12:18pm)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
On Artificial Intelligence (7-part series)

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)
Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix
Rose Judson (podcast)

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Privacy Manager

Copyright © 2025 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

Email sent!