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The Worst Job Ever

by John Cole|  May 16, 20036:33 pm| 5 Comments

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You think you have the worst job ever? Fraid not- it could be worse, you could be a teaser stallion:

The teaser stallion awaits in the breeding shed. He is led about by the halter, awaiting the arrival of the mare. In this case, no ordinary mare, but a quality producing daughter of Crusader Sword. The teaser does his job quickly and efficiently and the mare warms up to him rapidly. In the blink of an eye, the teaser is led out of the shed and replaced by Fantastic Light, a two time champion and Breeder’s Cup winner.

Must be how Al Gore felt in 2000.

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  1. 1.

    Dean Esmay

    May 17, 2003 at 12:44 am

    Oh man, that hurts!

  2. 2.

    BF Durbin

    May 17, 2003 at 5:42 pm

    I wonder if they use a supreme court just-us to make the change? Also, what is it with these high-class boys that they need a working class stud to tune up de dames?

  3. 3.

    John Cole

    May 17, 2003 at 7:11 pm

    They use a teaser because they are afaid the mare won;t be ready and she might kick.

  4. 4.

    cameron

    May 18, 2003 at 9:49 pm

    Actually I think John Stewart hit the nail on the head with the worst job ever.(with video footage)

    Drum roll please……..

    Elephant masturbator!

    The elephant masturbator shoves his WHOLE ARM up the elephants ASS, massages his internal organ causing the elephant to…..release.

    This teaser aint got nothin on the elephant masturbator.

  5. 5.

    David Perron

    May 20, 2003 at 3:57 am

    OT a bit, I attended a dinner party a while back where one of the guests worked at Sea World. Part of her job was to collect semen from male killer whales with which to artificially inseminate females.

    Now, either end of this job has serious question marks in my mind, along with “how the hell…”. Answer to question number one is, the male can ejaculate on command. I kid you not.

    Applicability to human endeavors I leave as an exercise for the student.

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