Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Petty moves from a petty man.

People are weird.

I did not have this on my fuck 2025 bingo card.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

I swear, each month of 2025 will have its own history degree.

We still have time to mess this up!

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Live so that if you miss a day of work people aren’t hoping you’re dead.

Celebrate the fucking wins.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. ~Thomas Jefferson

Following reporting rules is only for the little people, apparently.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

The willow is too close to the house.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

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The Worst Job Ever

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You think you have the worst job ever? Fraid not- it could be worse, you could be a teaser stallion:

The teaser stallion awaits in the breeding shed. He is led about by the halter, awaiting the arrival of the mare. In this case, no ordinary mare, but a quality producing daughter of Crusader Sword. The teaser does his job quickly and efficiently and the mare warms up to him rapidly. In the blink of an eye, the teaser is led out of the shed and replaced by Fantastic Light, a two time champion and Breeder’s Cup winner.

Must be how Al Gore felt in 2000.

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    BF Durbin

    I wonder if they use a supreme court just-us to make the change? Also, what is it with these high-class boys that they need a working class stud to tune up de dames?

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    cameron

    Actually I think John Stewart hit the nail on the head with the worst job ever.(with video footage)

    Drum roll please……..

    Elephant masturbator!

    The elephant masturbator shoves his WHOLE ARM up the elephants ASS, massages his internal organ causing the elephant to…..release.

    This teaser aint got nothin on the elephant masturbator.

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    David Perron

    OT a bit, I attended a dinner party a while back where one of the guests worked at Sea World. Part of her job was to collect semen from male killer whales with which to artificially inseminate females.

    Now, either end of this job has serious question marks in my mind, along with “how the hell…”. Answer to question number one is, the male can ejaculate on command. I kid you not.

    Applicability to human endeavors I leave as an exercise for the student.

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