Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

White supremacy is terrorism.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

This fight is for everything.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

Take your GOP plan out of the witness protection program.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

When do the post office & the dmv weigh in on the wuhan virus?

Republicans do not pay their debts.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

Fuck the extremist election deniers. What’s money for if not for keeping them out of office?

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

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The Worst Job Ever

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You think you have the worst job ever? Fraid not- it could be worse, you could be a teaser stallion:

The teaser stallion awaits in the breeding shed. He is led about by the halter, awaiting the arrival of the mare. In this case, no ordinary mare, but a quality producing daughter of Crusader Sword. The teaser does his job quickly and efficiently and the mare warms up to him rapidly. In the blink of an eye, the teaser is led out of the shed and replaced by Fantastic Light, a two time champion and Breeder’s Cup winner.

Must be how Al Gore felt in 2000.

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    BF Durbin

    I wonder if they use a supreme court just-us to make the change? Also, what is it with these high-class boys that they need a working class stud to tune up de dames?

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    cameron

    Actually I think John Stewart hit the nail on the head with the worst job ever.(with video footage)

    Drum roll please……..

    Elephant masturbator!

    The elephant masturbator shoves his WHOLE ARM up the elephants ASS, massages his internal organ causing the elephant to…..release.

    This teaser aint got nothin on the elephant masturbator.

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    David Perron

    OT a bit, I attended a dinner party a while back where one of the guests worked at Sea World. Part of her job was to collect semen from male killer whales with which to artificially inseminate females.

    Now, either end of this job has serious question marks in my mind, along with “how the hell…”. Answer to question number one is, the male can ejaculate on command. I kid you not.

    Applicability to human endeavors I leave as an exercise for the student.

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