Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

America is going up in flames. The NYTimes fawns over MAGA celebrities. No longer a real newspaper.

With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

“The defense has a certain level of trust in defendant that the government does not.”

The desire to stay informed is directly at odds with the need to not be constantly enraged.

The low info voters probably won’t even notice or remember by their next lap around the goldfish bowl.

You cannot shame the shameless.

Washington Post Catch and Kill, not noticeably better than the Enquirer’s.

No Kings: Americans standing in the way of bad history saying “Oh, Fuck No!”

Republicans in disarray!

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

75% of people clapping liked the show!

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Let me file that under fuck it.

Disappointing to see gov. newsom with his finger to the wind.

Dear elected officials: Trump is temporary, dishonor is forever.

It is possible to do the right thing without the promise of a cookie.

They want us to be overwhelmed and exhausted. Focus. Resist. Oppose.

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

If you’re gonna whine, it’s time to resign!

Hell hath no fury like a farmer bankrupted.

Those who are easily outraged are easily manipulated.

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The Worst Job Ever

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You think you have the worst job ever? Fraid not- it could be worse, you could be a teaser stallion:

The teaser stallion awaits in the breeding shed. He is led about by the halter, awaiting the arrival of the mare. In this case, no ordinary mare, but a quality producing daughter of Crusader Sword. The teaser does his job quickly and efficiently and the mare warms up to him rapidly. In the blink of an eye, the teaser is led out of the shed and replaced by Fantastic Light, a two time champion and Breeder’s Cup winner.

Must be how Al Gore felt in 2000.

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    BF Durbin

    I wonder if they use a supreme court just-us to make the change? Also, what is it with these high-class boys that they need a working class stud to tune up de dames?

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    cameron

    Actually I think John Stewart hit the nail on the head with the worst job ever.(with video footage)

    Drum roll please……..

    Elephant masturbator!

    The elephant masturbator shoves his WHOLE ARM up the elephants ASS, massages his internal organ causing the elephant to…..release.

    This teaser aint got nothin on the elephant masturbator.

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    David Perron

    OT a bit, I attended a dinner party a while back where one of the guests worked at Sea World. Part of her job was to collect semen from male killer whales with which to artificially inseminate females.

    Now, either end of this job has serious question marks in my mind, along with “how the hell…”. Answer to question number one is, the male can ejaculate on command. I kid you not.

    Applicability to human endeavors I leave as an exercise for the student.

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