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Timeless

by John Cole|  May 17, 20033:01 pm| 2 Comments

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Time Capsules are interesting ideas, if you remember where you put them:

In 10 days, this city plans to revisit the moment 100 years ago that President Theodore Roosevelt rode into town in a horse-drawn carriage, gave a rousing speech about the great pioneers of the Pacific Northwest and put a copper box into the cornerstone of a towering monument to Lewis and Clark.

That is, if anyone can find the box.

Portland is frantic to find the time capsule. Nobody knows exactly where it is.

Sheer genius.

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    Kathy K

    May 17, 2003 at 6:11 pm

    oops!
    LOL

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