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Bad Jokes

by John Cole|  May 19, 200310:11 pm| 2 Comments

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Every time I see a headline like this (Study Finds 1 in 5 Youths Have Sex Before Age 15), I am reminded of one of my favorite jokes:

Q: Did you know that 80% of high school students are sexually active?

A: Really?

Q: Yeah, the other 20% are in the band.

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  1. 1.

    Ricky

    May 20, 2003 at 8:28 am

    And about 90% of male teenagers lie through their asses about their sex life.

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    Troll King

    May 20, 2003 at 8:54 pm

    I saw that article. I really thought they should’ve written two in 10. It’s not sex if you’re by yourself.

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