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On A Lighter Note

by John Cole|  May 21, 20039:34 am| Leave a Comment

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The other day, John Hawkins at Right Wing News posted some notable quotes from every President. today, I would like to offer two of my favorite remarks from political pundits.

My first was uttered by a female (I want to say Cokie Roberts or Margaret Carlson) during the Clinton impeachment (I think):

“Never underestimate the Republicans ability to shoot themselves in the foot while it is in their mouth.”

My all time favorite is by George Will about Howell Heflin:

“Sen. Heflin is a large, loud man who seems to be under the impression that the lungs are a resorvoir of thought.”

Feel free to add your own favorites in the comments section.

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