Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Never give a known liar the benefit of the doubt.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

Come on, man.

Radicalized white males who support Trump are pitching a tent in the abyss.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

So very ready.

Find someone who loves you the way trump and maga love traitors.

“But what about the lurkers?”

There are times when telling just part of the truth is effectively a lie.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

He wakes up lying, and he lies all day.

If a good thing happens for a bad reason, it’s still a good thing.

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

Our messy unity will be our strength.

Disagreements are healthy; personal attacks are not.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

A tremendous foreign policy asset… to all of our adversaries.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

The Giant Orange Man Baby is having a bad day.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

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  1. 1.

    Brandon

    With all due respect to the athletes involved, who the hell cares who wins a lacrosse game?

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    John Cole

    Um, me, for one. Plus the 40,000 people at the satdium today, too. Lacrosse is the most exciting sport on two feet- give it a chance.

  3. 3.

    Chris

    Me too. It was a great game, and the full tribe of lacrosse fans was gathered in baltimore. A very curious sight. Fortunately, the terror organizations are not clued into this, as they easily could have taken out the entire stock brokerage industry in one fell swoop.

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