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Goodbye, Saint Patrick

by John Cole|  May 27, 20036:29 pm| 2 Comments

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Like him or not, you can not deny his greatness:

Colorado’s Patrick Roy is retiring, ending the 18-year career of one of the greatest goaltenders in NHL history. Patrick Roy didn’t leave with another Cup, but he will retire with the most NHL victories.

Roy will make the announcement at a 2 p.m. ET news conference Wednesday, team spokesman Jean Martineau said.

A four-time Stanley Cup champion, Roy is the NHL’s career leader in victories with 551 and games played with 1,029. He also is the career leader in playoff victories, games played and shutouts.

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  1. 1.

    Moe

    May 28, 2003 at 1:10 pm

    You can’t deny his greatness? I seem to recall him choling plenty of times, Like giving up 7 goals in the first period of game 7 in last year’s conference finals- or giving up 8 goals in a period and a half some years back and getting chased from not only the game , but the team as well. He’s had a great career but I’d take Hasek any day.

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    Moe

    May 28, 2003 at 1:11 pm

    Um- that should be “choking”

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