Just file this under things you never thought you would see, and once you did, you had to do a double-take:
Whitney Houston, with her husband Bobby Brown, during her meeting with Israeli prime minister Ariel Sharon at the prime minister’s residence in Jerusalem on Tuesday. (Pier Paolo Cito- AP).
Donnah
Does Sharon meet with every crackhead who traipses over to Israel, or just the rich ones?
BAW
I don’t even think that’s really Sharon. It looks a little like one of those cardboard cutouts of famous people that you can pose with at amusement parks.
Besides, it’s not like Whitney or Bobby would be sober enough to tell the difference.
Misanthropyst
The full story is even funnier than The Vapid meeting The Rotund. Houston is over to visit with some blacks who’ve been convinced by a Chicago cabby that they’re a lost tribe of Israel – the recruits relocated to Israel and practice polygamy while the men refer to themselves as ‘Saints’.
There must be this huge Zany Magnet buried in the Middle East…