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Please, Just Go Away

by John Cole|  May 28, 20038:03 pm| 5 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

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It seems the “Big Me” wants Congress to change an amendment or two (surprisingly, it isn’t the 2nd):

Former President Bill Clinton said on Wednesday Congress should change the rule that barred him from seeking a third term in the White House, but stopped short of saying he wants to return as commander-in-chief.

Speaking at the John F. Kennedy Library and Museum here, Clinton questioned certain aspects of the 22nd Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, which prevents a person from being elected president more than twice.

Readers of fiction and fantasy enthusiasts will be pleased about this news:

Clinton said he was writing his memoirs, which were due to be published in the autumn of 2004, although he said they may be out before then.

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  1. 1.

    MommaBear

    May 28, 2003 at 8:12 pm

    Do you have to publish these nauseating bits just after MB has enjoyed a nice supper?! GAG-ACK!

  2. 2.

    John Yuda

    May 28, 2003 at 10:50 pm

    I’ve been saying for months we need to find a way to bring Bubba back for a third term.

    My personal preferred method is named “Howard Dean,” but maybe that’s just me.

  3. 3.

    Mason

    May 29, 2003 at 2:13 am

    I had to doublecheck to make sure this wasn’t from Scrappleface. Aiee…

  4. 4.

    HH

    May 29, 2003 at 12:20 pm

    Except that Clinton figured out which way the wind was blowing and backed the war at the last minute.

  5. 5.

    kellyds

    May 31, 2003 at 7:10 am

    HH,
    I think most of the wind blowing is coming out of Clinton’s mouth (or possibly his nether end…)

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