Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

Come on, man.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

In short, I come down firmly on all sides of the issue.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

If you are still in the GOP, you are an extremist.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

Let there be snark.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Spilling the end game before they can coat it in frankl luntz-approved dogwhistles.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

A last alliance of elves and men. also pet photos.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

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Sammy Sosa of the Chicago Cubs was ejected when umpires found illegal cork in his shattered bat during Tuesday’s 3-2 Interleague win over the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.

Sosa broke his bat in the first inning on a grounder to second base with Chicago runners at second and third.

But crew chief Tim McClelland examined the bat along with the three other umpires immediately after the out was called and the run scored.

What the hell was he thinking- does he want to hit it 800 feet?

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