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by John Cole|  June 5, 200312:46 pm| 6 Comments

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I can not take it anymore. I am sick and tired of news about the Clintons saturating the airwaves. I don’t when Hillary found out about her husband getting blowjobs from and sticking cigars in the bovine Monica Lewinsky. I just don’t give a shit. All I know is that any woman with any self-respect would have divorced Bill Clinton 20 years ago. Hillary has shown she is a high class hooker, a prostitute whose price is power, and she has stayed in this loveless facade of a marriage for her most recent payoff- a Senate seat.

There will be no more talk about Hillary’s book at this website- unless she is caught in a blatant lie. Everything about the woman is a fraud- I just don’t want to talk about it anymore.

And I really wish the news channels would stop talking about it, too. Aren’t there enough IMPORTANT things going on?

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  1. 1.

    Barney Gumble

    June 5, 2003 at 1:34 pm

    If you don’t want to hear about the Clintons, avoid Fox News, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, FreeRepublic…

    It’s just book hype. It’ll be over shortly after it ships.

  2. 2.

    Brandon

    June 5, 2003 at 3:41 pm

    Barney Gumble is right about it being hype. A lot of what passes for news is just unpaid advertising.

    Hardly anyone will read the thing anyway.

  3. 3.

    Darvin

    June 6, 2003 at 1:17 pm

    This has been a very expensive hype. What was it, 70 million to make a big deal out of a blow job?

    Reap what you sow…

  4. 4.

    Darvin

    June 6, 2003 at 1:18 pm

    This has been a very expensive hype. What was it, 70 million to make a big deal out of a blow job?

    Reap what you sow…

  5. 5.

    Darvin

    June 6, 2003 at 1:26 pm

    There ya go. They are charging Martha with pumping up her stock by claiming she was innocent. Charging her for claiming she was innocent. A crime in her case, but not in Kenny Boy’s.

    Why don’t we a sue Hillary to recover all that “free” advertising she got for this book about a blow job? Let’s sue her for the 70 million.

  6. 6.

    HH

    June 9, 2003 at 12:41 am

    “If you don’t want to hear about the Clintons, avoid Fox News, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, FreeRepublic…”

    ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, the New York Times, the Washington Post, the New York Observer… and that’s the stuff the Clintons want you to see.

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