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Pizza Madness

by John Cole|  June 16, 20033:31 pm| Leave a Comment

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I think this is sheer genius:

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AP Photo

Instead of going Dumpster-diving for maybe a half-eaten sandwich and some cold fries, Peter Schoeff, a 20-year-old homeless man, was served a slice of hot pizza dripping with cheese.

All he had to do was hold a sign for about 40 minutes that read: “Pizza Schmizza paid me to hold this sign instead of asking for money.”

Seems fair to me.

(via Drudge)

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