Scott Ott is a genius:
The American Medical Association endorsed human cloning Tuesday morning, but later in the day reversed the decision upon discovering that malpractice attorneys could be cloned.
“At first, we thought it was strictly a scientific decision whether to allow lumps of protoplasm to be replicated,” said an unnamed AMA spokesman. “However, when one of our members suggested that the technique might be used to increase the number of malpractice attorneys, we realized that it was really an ethical issue. We stand on the side of good versus evil, and call on Congress to ban cloning now.”