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This Sounds Great

by John Cole|  June 18, 20037:32 pm| 2 Comments

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Thought your awkward teenage years were difficult? Imagine them naked:

On the third-to-last day of summer camp, the temperature has risen to 98 degrees, and even the troupers have begun to whine.

“I don’t want to play strip volleyball!” complained Jane Jeffries, 13, her sunburned shoulders sagging. “I want to play regular volleyball.”

Halie Nelson, 14, agreed, “Yeah, I’d rather get all the clothes off, and keep all the clothes off.”

Here at the Youth Leadership Camp run by the American Association for Nude Recreation, the dress code for regular volleyball

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    The Lonewacko Blog

    June 18, 2003 at 7:40 pm

    Or mountain biking.

  2. 2.

    Moe Lane

    June 19, 2003 at 8:05 am

    Or jai alai…

    NO! MAKE THE BAD PICTURES GO AWAY! BAD PICTURES! BAD JOHN COLE! BAD LONEWACKO!

    (tinny voice)
    helpmeeeee….
    (/tinny voice)

    Moe

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