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This Will Help Sales

by John Cole|  June 25, 20038:00 am| 2 Comments

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Someone needs a divorce and criminal lawyer:

Police have arrested a Nashville-based Christian songwriter accused of being a peeping Tom.

Andrew Gullahorn, 27, was accused of placing a video camera inside a bag and putting it underneath the door of two separate dressing rooms at Cool Springs Galleria last month.

Dumb.

Gullahorn is married to Christian recording artist Jill Phillips.

Really fricking dumb.

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  1. 1.

    LARRY

    June 27, 2003 at 2:00 pm

    …and the pornography steamroller keeps on rollin’…right over family after family after family…is yours next?

  2. 2.

    veritaspilgrim

    January 12, 2004 at 6:39 am

    we all have a dark side-most often in the dark of night where no one ever sees, and sometimes as in the case above, it becomes public.

    this story is not finished- not by a long shot
    andy has dealt with his ” shadow” with strength, integrity and a humility that is refreshing.

    Look at King David- he was called a man after God’s own heart, and yet his ” dark side” would certainly also have made the news…..

    Andy is no different than you or I.

    I am proud to call him my friend and my brother, and can only home that his example of repentance eventually becomes just as well known as this incident.

    veritaspilgrim
    nashville, tn

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