Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.

Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

Republicans cannot even be trusted with their own money.

“Joe Biden deserved better than he got from some folks in his own party.”

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it’s a trap.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

Elections aren’t won by handwringing, cowering, and/or bashing your own candidates.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

He really is that stupid.

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

Ron DeSantis, the grand wizard, oops, governor of FL.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Optimism opens the door to great things.

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

He imagines himself as The Big Bad, Who Is Universally Feared… instead of The Big Jagoff, Who Is Universally Mocked.

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Oliver has a long-winded screed that is yet another version of the “Democrats need to fight like Republicans” or “Finally Democrats are fighting back” genre, and we learn some fascinating things:

– The Right is whining

– Oliver is still mad about Florida (“partially because of the method in which he gained his office”)

– September 11th was a major event

– Afghanistan was warranted (though Bush should be given no credit)

– Democrats are bipartisan (Republicans aren’t)

– Rumsfeld and Cheney have been planning to invade Iraq since 1976

– All of Ted Kennedy’s legislation that has been passed by Bush has ‘fizzled’

– Democrats are United (someone tell the DLC)

– Democrats are finally attacking (giggle)

– Bush’s foreign policy and national security policies are foolish or lies. Take your pick.

– Democrats need to fight, fight, fight.

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    Ricky

    Throw in some skin scans of some skanks & O-Dub can take a few weeks off, as you’ve got his blog covered for quite some time. :)

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    DANEgerus

    yeah… your blog could really benefit by a little partisan objectification skin pics to give it the true flavor of Clintonista politics… like Olivers… ;)

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