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Is Our Children Learning?

by John Cole|  July 22, 20031:05 am| 5 Comments

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This is pretty funny:

The Bush administration should move rapidly to bring other countries into the postwar occupation of Iraq to take the focus off American troops, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., said Sunday.

“We have to diffuse the perception in reality of American occupation,” Kerry, one of nine candidates for the Democratic presidential nomination, said on CNN’s “Late Edition.”

“The obligation of the United States government is to rapidly internationalize the effort in Iraq, get the target off of American troops, bring other people, particularly Muslim-speaking and Arab-speaking Muslim troops, into the region,” Kerry said.

I have always wanted to speak Muslim.

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  1. 1.

    Watcher

    July 22, 2003 at 1:14 am

    LOL! You just know that if Bush said this, we would never hear the end of it.

  2. 2.

    Barney Gumble

    July 22, 2003 at 9:34 am

    If he really wanted to send muslims, he should send the French.

    Ba-da-da-da-bomp. rimshot!

    (muslim is arabic for surrender)

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  1. Trojan Horseshoes says:
    July 22, 2003 at 7:22 am

    Great Kerry Quote

    Via Balloon Juice: The Bush administration should move rapidly to bring other countries into the postwar occupation of Iraq to…

  2. Yale Diva says:
    July 22, 2003 at 9:57 am

    Kerry Gaffe

    The Guardian reports that John Kerry wants Muslim speaking troops in Iraq, and fast: “‘The obligation of the United States government is to rapidly internationalize the effort in Iraq, get the target off of American troops, bring other people, particul…

  3. Ipse Dixit says:
    May 4, 2004 at 12:36 pm

    Not Exactly Rocket Science

    Another one for the “If Bush Did This, We’d Never Hear The End Of It” Files: John Kerry applauds the…

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