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Jack Kemp

by John Cole|  July 24, 20036:21 pm| 5 Comments

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Via TalkLeft, we see that Jack Kemp is thinking about running for Governor in California.

Right about now, there are probably some frantic phone calls from California to the DNC: “Heya Terry- can you go into the archives and then fax me the Kemp smears? BTW- What are Lehane and Blumenthal up to for the next few weeks?”

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  1. 1.

    Ricky

    July 24, 2003 at 6:48 pm

    Lenzner is gassing up his car right now.

  2. 2.

    Sean Hackbarth

    July 24, 2003 at 8:23 pm

    But is Kemp a resident of California? I don’t think he lives there so it would be easy to label him a “carpetbagger.” Any campaign veteran would do that in an instant.

  3. 3.

    M. Scott Eiland

    July 24, 2003 at 8:59 pm

    “But is Kemp a resident of California? I don’t think he lives there so it would be easy to label him a “carpetbagger.” Any campaign veteran would do that in an instant.”

    Why not? After all, it worked so well against Shrillary.

  4. 4.

    Justene

    July 24, 2003 at 9:25 pm

    Carpetbagger won’t matter. I don’t think he’ll be able to make residency with the short time frame.

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