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One of our two political parties is a cult whose leader admires Vladimir Putin.

Mediocre white men think RFK Jr’s pathetic midlife crisis is inspirational. The bar is set so low for them, it’s subterranean.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

Dear media: perhaps we ought to let Donald Trump speak for himself!

Oppose, oppose, oppose. do not congratulate. this is not business as usual.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.

People are complicated. Love is not.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

They punch you in the face and then start crying because their fist hurts.

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you do not.

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. ~Thomas Jefferson

Let the trolls come, and then ignore them. that’s the worst thing you can do to a troll.

Human rights are not a matter of opinion!

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. keep building.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

The fight for our country is always worth it. ~Kamala Harris

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

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Political Quiz

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Took the Politopia Quiz:

You would feel most at home in the Northwest region. You advocate a large degree of economic and personal freedom. Your neighbors include folks like Ayn Rand, Jesse Ventura, Milton Friedman, and Drew Carey, and may refer to themselves as “classical liberals,” “libertarians,” “market liberals,” “old whigs,” “objectivists,” “propertarians,” “agorists,” or “anarcho-capitalist.”

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  2. 2.

    Matthew

    I wonder why the Politopia makers decided to have their quadrants be the mirror-image of the quadrants in all the other quizzes. (I’m in the NW quadrant in Politopia but the SE quadrant in all other quizzes like that.)

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    jack

    well, looks like I’m in good company.

    It weas nice to see Hitler and Stalin living side-by-side, that doesn’t get the publicity it should

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    Omnibus Bill

    Sweet. I live right next to Drew Carey. He brews beer at home and hangs out with strippers. Awesome man.

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    AlphaPatriot

    But according to four professors at Berkely, Hitler was a conservative. What’s he doing so far away from Rush?

    I guess I’ll have to finally go out and buy “Atlas Shrugged” – one should know ones neighbors.

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    Ramsey

    I’m a northerner. Adolf Hitler was a SOCIAL conservative, not an economic conservative. A huge myth is that nazis and conservatives are neighbors, when they are very far away. Hitler had the economy controlled every move so nothing was out of his control. Conservatives want a free economy, which would put Rush and Adolf very far apart.

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    TotalPumpatude

    I love it- extreme evil on one side with Hitler and Stalin, and extreme good on the other end with Ayn Rand. All that tells us is the obvious- capitalism works.

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