Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Let me file that under fuck it.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

The real work of an opposition party is to oppose.

When I was faster i was always behind.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

The fight for our country is always worth it. ~Kamala Harris

When you’re a Republican, they let you do it.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

A tremendous foreign policy asset… to all of our adversaries.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

After dobbs, women are no longer free.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

Innocent people do not delay justice.

If rights aren’t universal, they are privilege, not rights.

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

Prediction: the gop will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

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Political Quiz

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Took the Politopia Quiz:

You would feel most at home in the Northwest region. You advocate a large degree of economic and personal freedom. Your neighbors include folks like Ayn Rand, Jesse Ventura, Milton Friedman, and Drew Carey, and may refer to themselves as “classical liberals,” “libertarians,” “market liberals,” “old whigs,” “objectivists,” “propertarians,” “agorists,” or “anarcho-capitalist.”

(via the Burnt Orange Report)

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  2. 2.

    Matthew

    I wonder why the Politopia makers decided to have their quadrants be the mirror-image of the quadrants in all the other quizzes. (I’m in the NW quadrant in Politopia but the SE quadrant in all other quizzes like that.)

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    jack

    well, looks like I’m in good company.

    It weas nice to see Hitler and Stalin living side-by-side, that doesn’t get the publicity it should

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    Omnibus Bill

    Sweet. I live right next to Drew Carey. He brews beer at home and hangs out with strippers. Awesome man.

  6. 6.

    AlphaPatriot

    But according to four professors at Berkely, Hitler was a conservative. What’s he doing so far away from Rush?

    I guess I’ll have to finally go out and buy “Atlas Shrugged” – one should know ones neighbors.

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    Ramsey

    I’m a northerner. Adolf Hitler was a SOCIAL conservative, not an economic conservative. A huge myth is that nazis and conservatives are neighbors, when they are very far away. Hitler had the economy controlled every move so nothing was out of his control. Conservatives want a free economy, which would put Rush and Adolf very far apart.

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    TotalPumpatude

    I love it- extreme evil on one side with Hitler and Stalin, and extreme good on the other end with Ayn Rand. All that tells us is the obvious- capitalism works.

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