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Political Quiz

by John Cole|  July 31, 20037:23 pm| 9 Comments

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Took the Politopia Quiz:

You would feel most at home in the Northwest region. You advocate a large degree of economic and personal freedom. Your neighbors include folks like Ayn Rand, Jesse Ventura, Milton Friedman, and Drew Carey, and may refer to themselves as “classical liberals,” “libertarians,” “market liberals,” “old whigs,” “objectivists,” “propertarians,” “agorists,” or “anarcho-capitalist.”

(via the Burnt Orange Report)

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  1. 1.

    Mason

    July 31, 2003 at 8:58 pm

    Howdy, neighbor!

  2. 2.

    Matthew

    July 31, 2003 at 10:23 pm

    I wonder why the Politopia makers decided to have their quadrants be the mirror-image of the quadrants in all the other quizzes. (I’m in the NW quadrant in Politopia but the SE quadrant in all other quizzes like that.)

  3. 3.

    Gregory Litchfield

    August 1, 2003 at 8:05 am

    Nice to see that Ayn Rand and I finally have something in common.

  4. 4.

    jack

    August 1, 2003 at 10:21 am

    well, looks like I’m in good company.

    It weas nice to see Hitler and Stalin living side-by-side, that doesn’t get the publicity it should

  5. 5.

    Omnibus Bill

    August 1, 2003 at 4:04 pm

    Sweet. I live right next to Drew Carey. He brews beer at home and hangs out with strippers. Awesome man.

  6. 6.

    AlphaPatriot

    August 3, 2003 at 1:02 am

    But according to four professors at Berkely, Hitler was a conservative. What’s he doing so far away from Rush?

    I guess I’ll have to finally go out and buy “Atlas Shrugged” – one should know ones neighbors.

  7. 7.

    Ramsey

    November 17, 2003 at 2:14 am

    I’m a northerner. Adolf Hitler was a SOCIAL conservative, not an economic conservative. A huge myth is that nazis and conservatives are neighbors, when they are very far away. Hitler had the economy controlled every move so nothing was out of his control. Conservatives want a free economy, which would put Rush and Adolf very far apart.

  8. 8.

    TotalPumpatude

    January 19, 2004 at 7:18 pm

    I love it- extreme evil on one side with Hitler and Stalin, and extreme good on the other end with Ayn Rand. All that tells us is the obvious- capitalism works.

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    I Admit I Have No Idea What An “Agorist” Is; I’m Just Glad There’s No ‘L’ In It

    A somewhat more thorough version of the LP’s ‘Smallest Political Quiz.’

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