The botched Brazilian jungle rescue of politician Ingrid Betancourt has left the French Government embarrassed, writes Philip Jacobson in Paris.
Bush pilot Cleilton de Abreu has flown some shady characters around the Brazilian jungle. But the four Frenchmen who last month offered him
Edmund Burke
I suggest the Brazilian and Colombian governments invite the Corsican nationalists over for a chat to explain their problems. Paris would love that.
Omnibus Bill
Who the heck is running their hostage rescue operations? Jimmy Carter?
M. Scott Eiland
But, but. . .French Intelligence can’t be a bunch of inept bungling fools! What about their masterful handling of the Godzilla crisis in 1997 and the Rainbow Warrior incident in the eighties?
*tries to keep a straight face, fails*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!