It is 11:15 EST as I write this, so tomorrow’s editorials are not out yet and I have nothing to read. It has been such a slow news day, I was trying to figure out what they would write about, when it dawned on me:
Be the first contestant to find a fawning editorial, praising Gore for his ‘bold stance’ against Bush today in his speech at NYU.
Winning entries must have some phrasing of the idea that “if Gore had spoken like this in 2000, he would be President.” Bonus points if the editorial throws in a mention of the Florida fiasco, extra bonus points if the editorial takes the opportunity to throw in their own potshots against Bush.
Winners, if female, will get my phone number (hopefully they will want it this time, unlike the last lucky lass.). Male winners will win nothing and like it.
*** Update ***
The trolls at TAPPED provides the goods:
Tapped never thought we’d find ourselves saying this, but Al Gore rocks. Today’s speech on Iraq to MoveOn.org was Gore’s first big foray into talking about foreign policy since the fall, and boy, was it worth the wait. Nuanced, sensitive, articulate and sharp as a tack — why couldn’t he have been like this when he was running for President?
Why would any woman want a pathetic war mongers phone number?