Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Tide comes in. Tide goes out. You can’t explain that.

You cannot love your country only when you win.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

Come on, man.

If you can’t control your emotions, someone else will.

If a good thing happens for a bad reason, it’s still a good thing.

Anne Laurie is a fucking hero in so many ways. ~ Betty Cracker

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

Disagreements are healthy; personal attacks are not.

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Genius at work:

2003-08-15) — The Entertainment and Sports Programming Network (ESPN) announced today that its fall lineup will include ‘Straight Eye for the Homo Guy’, a new show based on a similarly-named program on another network.

On each episode a team of five heterosexual males will do a “makeover” on one homosexual man.

Preview screenings of the pilot showed the five guys uncomfortably shuffling around the menswear section at Wal-Mart picking out trousers for a guy named Maurice, who they refused to take with them.

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