Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

“A king is only a king if we bow down.” – Rev. William Barber

Everything is totally normal and fine!!!

Democracy is not a spectator sport.

If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

How stupid are these people?

Be a wild strawberry.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

Text STOP to opt out of updates on war plans.

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

“The defense has a certain level of trust in defendant that the government does not.”

He seems like a smart guy, but JFC, what a dick!

This is dead girl, live boy, a goat, two wetsuits and a dildo territory.  oh, and pink furry handcuffs.

This blog will pay for itself.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

Fear and negativity are contagious, but so is courage!

Republicans do not trust women.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

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Genius at work:

2003-08-15) — The Entertainment and Sports Programming Network (ESPN) announced today that its fall lineup will include ‘Straight Eye for the Homo Guy’, a new show based on a similarly-named program on another network.

On each episode a team of five heterosexual males will do a “makeover” on one homosexual man.

Preview screenings of the pilot showed the five guys uncomfortably shuffling around the menswear section at Wal-Mart picking out trousers for a guy named Maurice, who they refused to take with them.

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