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You are here: Home / Politics / WV Sniper Update

WV Sniper Update

by John Cole|  August 15, 20031:22 pm| 7 Comments

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If this string of murders continues, and if the narcissistic NY Press gets their AC back, we will probably hear more about the random killings that appear to look like the DC sniper attacks from last year. At any rate, here is another news story on the issue:

Two people were killed late Thursday in separate shootings outside Kanawha County convenience stores, in what police said could be related random shootings.

The two became the second and third people shot dead outside Kanawha Valley convenience stores within four days, and the third and fourth people murdered in Kanawha County on a bloody Thursday.

Thursday night, a woman was gunned down while pumping gas at a Campbells Creek convenience store about 10:20 p.m., while another person was shot slightly more than an hour later outside a Cedar Grove store. Both were killed.

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  1. 1.

    Emperor Misha I

    August 15, 2003 at 2:27 pm

    Hopefully the Robert KKK Byrd Memorial Police Force is on this like white on rice.

  2. 2.

    R T W

    August 18, 2003 at 8:53 pm

    overweight white guy? Must be young and not corrected properly growing up. He must think that he is exempt from responsibility. If he shoots any member of my family he will live only if he turns himself in to the cops. I have no tolerance for a white guy acting like a nigger. People don’t know that there are special people that can take sniper wanabees’ out. This is for entertainment purposes only.

  3. 3.

    THE MAN

    August 19, 2003 at 10:08 pm

    What a pussy!

  4. 4.

    Kaylee

    September 5, 2003 at 3:58 pm

    Emperor Misha:

    You are a a homo. What are you one of those stupid bastards that goes on Jerry Springer with your old ass KKK friends. The civil war is OVER! GET OVER IT! Loser.

  5. 5.

    Kaylee

    September 5, 2003 at 3:58 pm

    Emperor Misha:

    You are a a homo. What are you one of those stupid bastards that goes on Jerry Springer with your old ass KKK friends. The civil war is OVER! GET OVER IT! Loser.

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  1. delusional duck says:
    August 15, 2003 at 1:33 pm

    WV sniper update

    At first I was going to make light of this. Something cute about WV and disgruntled former employees but after thinking it over I soon remember the sheer hell we went t…

  2. OUTSIDE THE BELTWAY: Fair and Balanced (Well, fair anyway) says:
    August 15, 2003 at 2:11 pm

    ANOTHER SNIPER?

    John Cole reports that there were two separate shootings last evening in West Virginia remniscent of last year’s DC area sniper attacks. All the commotion…

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