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by John Cole|  September 9, 20036:07 pm| 6 Comments

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This, via Drudge, is just priceless:

The Santa Cruz City Council is considering becoming the first local government in the country to ask Congress to look into impeaching President Bush.

“It seems to us as lay people and elected officials that Bush has committed impeachable offenses,” Vice Mayor Scott Kennedy said Tuesday.

I am going to go urge my local city council to charge Bill Clinton with Crimes against humanity.

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  1. 1.

    M. Scott Eiland

    September 9, 2003 at 7:33 pm

    Maybe Denny Hastert can work on getting more cops on the streets in Santa Cruz, since the left-wing dimwits running the town seem to be busy trying to do his job. . .

  2. 2.

    cameron

    September 9, 2003 at 8:58 pm

    I don’t know if impeaching would be a good thing to do. I mean, President Cheney?

    Oh, wait, he already calls the shots. Or is that Rove?

    Anyway, I see you let no one down with the obligatory Clinton put down whenever Bush’s name is mentioned.

  3. 3.

    Patrick

    September 9, 2003 at 9:18 pm

    Cameron,
    You forgot the obligatory “no blood for oil”, and some reference to the countries that we have “taken over”. Geez, can’t we get better performance out of our Moonbats? Somebody in Quality Control is going to get a nasty memo about this.

  4. 4.

    Emperor Misha I

    September 9, 2003 at 9:42 pm

    But it WAS “All about oillll!”

    Just look at the falling prices at the pump!

    Oh… Wait… Let me get back to you on that one…

  5. 5.

    David Perron

    September 10, 2003 at 7:50 am

    Uhhh…Misha, gas prices here in sunny Florida are still rather inflated. Coming fown, slowly, but still high.

    But I agree that it was somewhat about oil. France’s refusal to pitch in was, after all, largely about oil.

  6. 6.

    MaB

    September 10, 2003 at 11:02 am

    Who said it was about the price of oil? I thought it was about the control of the supply. Mission Accomplished! Bring ’em on!

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