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Deja Who?

by John Cole|  September 25, 20037:17 am| Leave a Comment

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Where have I heard this before:

Expectations were low for the _________, who had skipped the previous debates. One of his own aides said before the debate that expectations were so low, that all ________ had to do was string a few verbs and nouns together, toss out a statistic here and there and the whole evening would be considered a success.

The Democratic operatives for _________, who were milling around the lobby in dark suits were comparing _______ to the lost little boy on the milk carton who had been found and finally showed up for a debate.

Yawn.

(via PrestoPundit)

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