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Line of the Night

by John Cole|  September 26, 200312:37 am| Leave a Comment

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John Stewart, on the Daily Show, stated that the debate between Arnold and Arianna sounded like “a fistfight between Zsa Zsa Gabor and Col. Klink.”

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