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Meyers-Briggs

by John Cole|  October 11, 200310:08 pm| 8 Comments

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ESTP – “Promotor”. Action! When present, things begin to happen. Fiercely competitive. Entrepreneur. Often uses shock effect to get attention. Negotiator par excellence. 13% of the total population.

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  1. 1.

    Mason

    October 12, 2003 at 7:13 am

    ISTP – “Artisan”. Impulsive action. Life should be of impulse rather than of purpose. Action is an end to itself. Fearless, craves excitement, master of tools. 5% of the total population.

    Hrmm. :)

  2. 2.

    hln

    October 12, 2003 at 3:22 pm

    Funny what a little switch of a J and P will do…had no idea it made one fiercely competitive, though.

    hln

  3. 3.

    Kimmitt

    October 12, 2003 at 3:40 pm

    ENTP, he says, vaguely curious as to what David Perron will post.

  4. 4.

    Lonewacko: I Blogged Across America

    October 12, 2003 at 11:38 pm

    I’ve taken that twice and come up as INTJ both times. The midieval job thing shows I would have been a prime minister. But, according to the MMPI I think it might enjoy the job of being a florist and I enjoy shoes, gloves and other personal items of other people. Go figure.

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    David Perron

    October 13, 2003 at 8:08 am

    ISTP, actually. Odd, that. I think it’s got a lot to do with how I’m focused and logical in my approach to problem-solving, yet completely disorganized and slovenly in everything else. I share this type with Bruce Lee, but also Woody Allen. I’m not sure those two completely cancel.

    “…such that others tend to do their bidding.”

    Whoever wrote that needs to have a chat with my wife.

    You’re in good company, Kimmitt. I think you’ve missed your calling, though. Your type is a Tesla-Fuller-Feinman-Edison type. Can we swap?

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    Mason

    October 13, 2003 at 12:37 pm

    I’m pretty much the same way, David. My office is a study in organized chaos, but it works… most of the time.

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    Imam Psycho Muhammed

    October 14, 2003 at 1:32 am

    Hey I took both of those stupid tests one came back CANNIBAL the other SOCIOPATH. What the hell gives?

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