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Funniest Post in a While

by John Cole|  October 13, 200311:56 pm| 1 Comment

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Dean is right– this is the funniest thing I have read in a long while.

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    Brandon

    October 14, 2003 at 11:13 am

    The plot line is sort of like the South Park episode where saying “Shit” all the time called an ancient demon.

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