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Woe is Me

by John Cole|  November 2, 200311:08 pm| 7 Comments

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I suffered through an entire season of Pirates Baseball, and my reward is Steelers football. They are now 2-6, the playofs are out of the question, and I seriously doubt they will hit .500.

I still love them, but they are testing me.

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    Dean Esmay

    November 3, 2003 at 8:35 am

    You know, this won’t make you feel happy, but I must say this is a testament to the current system for drafting and keeping players with limited free agency.

    Great teams go through hard times. Obscure teams get a shot at greatness. Compare that to baseball, where it’s a perpetual, “So who are the Yankees playing in the World Series this year?”

  2. 2.

    David Perron

    November 3, 2003 at 9:36 am

    “Don’t you just love your new boyfriend?”

  3. 3.

    David Perron

    November 3, 2003 at 12:07 pm

    Sorry, the above was a failed attempt to link the Steelers’ new look to the new boyfriend. Apologies.

  4. 4.

    Dixie Flatline

    November 3, 2003 at 12:20 pm

    At least you’re not a Raiders fan.

  5. 5.

    MommaBear

    November 3, 2003 at 12:24 pm

    Why do you torture youself that way…silly lad !!

  6. 6.

    Johno

    November 3, 2003 at 2:16 pm

    John,
    become a Browns fan!
    *ducks*

    You just described the Browns’ every season. They win their first two, typically, then get stomped by some nobody team. Then they roll in to Three Rivers, lose a squeaker, and settle in for twelve games of resolute mediocrity.

    Browns football: Combining the screeching self-torture of Red Sox fandom with the comforting numbness of a Valium high!

    And WE don’t even get the benefit of Primanti Bros. samwiches.

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    Dodd

    November 3, 2003 at 2:28 pm

    I, along with Dixie, feel your pain most exquisitely. And, as he said, at least you did not drive 800 miles round trip (as I did this weekend) to watch *your* team get beaten by the friggin’ Lions! The Steelers at least had the decency to lose to a really good team.

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