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Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

“But what about the lurkers?”

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Presidents are not kings, and Plaintiff is not President.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

Everybody saw this coming.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

This fight is for everything.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

In my day, never was longer.

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  1. 1.

    M. Scott Eiland

    *Scott snickers*

    Perhaps Katherine Harris should run for the seat. She might not win, but the chance that Alterman and millions of his fellow Sore Losers will collapse into twitching heaps at the moment of her victory announcement is worth the risk.

  2. 2.

    Kimmitt

    I hope she does run, actually; my understanding is that the oppo on her is pretty strong, and my schadenfreude at seeing that corrupt bitch get the kind of disdain she deserves would be visible from 300 to 500 miles away.

  3. 3.

    TM Lutas

    It’s turning out to be a pretty bad year for the Democrats. They’re likely to get hammered this year in the gubernatorial contests. GWB is setting up a blowout on the presidential level as the economy picks up. The House is secure in Republican hands and now with so many Dem Senators retiring in an already unfriendly statistical climate (Dems have to defend more seats) it is a question of how many Senate seats will shift to the Republican column.

    The outside optimistic possibility is they get 60. That’s no longer ludicrous but just barely possible. The more likely outcome is that they get a functional 60 for the judicial nominees.

    Sweet dreams Dems!

  4. 4.

    M. Scott Eiland

    “I hope she does run, actually; my understanding is that the oppo on her is pretty strong, and my schadenfreude at seeing that corrupt bitch get the kind of disdain she deserves would be visible from 300 to 500 miles away.”

    *Scott listens to the chorus of “The Sore Loser Anthem” and moves on*

  5. 5.

    Kimmitt

    As usual, Republicans make clear that they do not care about democratic processes, just making sure that the “right” people win.

    There’s a reason Bush is so chummy with Putin. They have a lot in common, philosophically.

  6. 6.

    M. Scott Eiland

    “As usual, Republicans make clear that they do not care about democratic processes, just making sure that the “right” people win.

    There’s a reason Bush is so chummy with Putin. They have a lot in common, philosophically.”

    Ah, the grand finale, followed by an invocation of “selected, not elected” and a lot of crying into watered-down martinis until the next meeting at the Tinfoil Lounge.

    *Scott departs, snickering*

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