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Cat Update

by John Cole|  November 4, 200311:17 pm| 3 Comments

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I forgot to mention- Oliver came back this morning after 40 hours missing. I was driving around town looking for him this morning for about an hour, came back, and there he was on the doorstep, sassing me for having the audacity to lock him out.

BONUS- No one has urinated on anything in three days.

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  1. 1.

    Ricky

    November 5, 2003 at 10:52 am

    A few months ago, our shi-tzu ran off during a thunderstorm (she’s one of those animals that goes beserk when the weather is bad) & was gone for about a day. I went home & looked everywhere & we eventually found her. We went home, put some food on to cook and as I went to check my e-mail I asked my wife where the dog was & she said she’d let her out to use the bathroom a few minutes ago. (duh!) Yep, this time we found her in about 90 minutes.

    The dog now has a leash tied to the front steps and my wife is indeed very blonde.

  2. 2.

    Guipo

    November 5, 2003 at 11:29 am

    well john cole, i’m glad you could make it to the bathroom!

    Oh….your cats. well then.

  3. 3.

    hln

    November 5, 2003 at 10:52 pm

    Yay! I am pleased. Now take him to the vet and get his urine tested, and with any luck there’ll be something wrong and it’s fixable.

    hln

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