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I May Live

by John Cole|  November 11, 20037:16 am| 5 Comments

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I woke up this morning and feel like I have finally turned the corner on this. I may need rehab for my new found robitussin addiction, though.

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  1. 1.

    David Perron

    November 11, 2003 at 8:53 am

    Good news!

    Don’t kick the robitussin thing until you’ve recovered, though. You need the sleep.

  2. 2.

    Moe Lane

    November 11, 2003 at 8:57 am

    Glad to hear you’re doing better. As for the robitussin thing, I recommend switching it out for Sambuca: in small doses it’s nice on sore throats and a bit more fun. :)

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    greg

    November 11, 2003 at 10:12 am

    Moe is right. When all else fails, hit the booze.

  4. 4.

    Parkway Rest Stop

    November 11, 2003 at 11:17 am

    Happy Veterans Day to a fellow Army Vet.

  5. 5.

    radtec

    November 11, 2003 at 2:32 pm

    Glad you’re coming around. Switch to Nyquil if you want sleep and no coughing. Works great!

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